The Land of the Lost is in Montana

There are bears in Montana. Here’s a pic I got of one coming over a hill:


I always loved going to the zoo when I was a kid. Well one zoo. The San Diego Zoo. I don’t think I’ve ever been to any other zoo. I’m afraid it will just be a sad, far cry from the San Diego Zoo. My point is, apparently in places outside Southern California, the animals run free. They don’t need a zoo.

Here’s a plesteosaurus about to molest a big horned sheep:


Here’s an eagle caught in a giant web:


Black dinosaurus:


Giant grasshoppers (thank goodness for that fence):


Sometimes when you’re driving for a long time you start to daydream and maybe hallucinate a giant spider coming over the hills, or Zena the Warrior Princess riding a bull buffalo nude across the prarie. Is anybody reading this?

I don't know what's going on here:


I'm in Winnipeg at a Best Western! And there's a water slide into the pool, no kiddin'!